GypsySwitch:
Tired of those embarrassing alien implant scars? Sure, aren't we all?
GypsySwitch:
Too late. We're already watching the SciFi Channel.
JohnSteed:
Now, I know product placement is great for movies on a tight budget, but I think this a bit too much.
Meldrick:
"A boy like that, would kill your brother...sorry, wrong table."
gleeb:
"Golly, another straight!": Fauntleroy reels in another table full of suckers.
144b:
Katie has been seeing this guy for three weeks now.
cambria36:
Bob Barker's baby photo.
Dante83:
"For the last time, you look BEAUTIFUL, now will you put that compact away?!"
Moatas:
A Little Known Fact: In the late '70's, a neutron bomb was created that would destroy people but leave their clothes standing
EireCat:
Shiela's Garden Weasle of Displacement gave her a +3 against weeds
Taupezilla:
oO"Who am I kidding...even dismembered, he'll NEVER fit in this freezer..."Oo
Taupezilla:
"Hi Judy, I just came by to see Tony." "TONY?!?!? I mean, uhh, Tony? Umm...why, I haven't seen Tony all day...oh, and don't look in the freezer."
Dante83:
"Dad, this isn't Disney World." "Yeah, I lied about that again." "I realize that, thanks."
Dirigo:
Here we have a black hole: where God divided by zero.
144b:
Go Groundskeepers! Whooo Hooo!! Chalk that line!
Moatas:
When you have to engage in a fire fight to get IN to the bar, then you know its a rough place
Humoriste:
Let's go see Doc Holliday and get some ben-gay for yer bursitis, Ethel.