crassisthename:
tell us the legend of the sleeves again, padre
Matteus:
selling beer instead of ice cream? GENIUS!
cambria36:
The Three Stooges prepare to rob a bank.
144b:
Oooo Gee, I wanted to be like Jackson Pollock and make art & they put me into the, "special class". oooOOOO
DrDemento:
A penny? Yeah, ok. I think you're a cheapskate.
DrDemento:
"...and then I came to realize that although I have William Katt hair, I can't fly."
Tommys Dad:
New York CPR: 1. Ascertain whether victim is concious. 2. Yell really loud, "GET UP BEFORE YOU FREAKIN' DIE!"
All_Moatas_All_The_Time:
"No sir, that's not a 'find Waldo' picture."
Dante83:
"Um, this Coke isn't 'ice cold' as advertised. And it's not Coke, it's Penzoil." "Beat it kid, I'm trying to make time with your grandmother."
holenozone:
"You know if I didn't have a series on television I'd be stealing your car and stripping it for parts."
Buffoon:
Okay, this is the worst rebus I've ever seen.
FryGirl:
GAAAAAAAAAA!!!! MY LUCKY CHARMS ARE HAUNTED!!!!!!!
Buffoon:
Orville Redenbacher's Wet Dream.
All_Moatas_All_The_Time:
Later, the space aliens were able to disguise their flying saucer and gain access to human habitations
MADD-MAXX:
are called "lazy bastards"
Kota:
...are much quieter than the ones that ARE.
da_upstart:
"Wow, kinda looks like your grandma." "That's cause it *is* mah grandma, son. After she died I had her embalmbed, mummified, and drilled a hole in her back and took her on the road." "Sweeeet."
da_upstart:
"... Or you can run straight to Commissioner Gordon's office and use the Bat-phone to call me directly 24/7... unless I'm in the middle of my bikini waxing... "
Racerex:
"High Gravity Theater" presents 'The Inspector General' ....
tinaw:
"Welcome to our "L" Notice there is no "POO" in it. Please keep it that way."
Mr_Grant:
"If They Were Alive Today": Noel Coward would be trying to rhyme 'Finicula' and 'Fallujah'.
Buffoon:
No one really understood it, but Joe's shadow figure of John Steed sneaking up on Telly Savalas was amazing.
21st_century:
"What do you mean, a dump? Why, just last month, this house -- and especially this basement -- was featured in "Architectural Indigestion!"
screaming_fist:
In France, sometimes the family sedan can be used to look for truffles.
All_Moatas_All_The_Time:
A classic confrontation of the 'HardHats' vs 'Softies'