YingYang:
Well you remembered to put your answer in the form of a question but you're still wrong, sorry.
Beckett:
.oO( How the hell do you bounce a check at the sperm bank?)Oo.
SirEnochTheChaste:
Emeril Lagasse tours the devastated city of Bam.
gleeb:
See what happens without a strong Home Owners' Association?
da_upstart:
Baghdad vacation brochure
Hinermad:
With falling ratings and slashed budgets, HGTV turned to piracy to obtain building and landscape materials to continue producing home improvement programs.
Hexadecimal:
Can't they see that my random gluing of peeps to the wall is a cry for help?
da_upstart:
Spy vs. Spy 1938
gleeb:
And a message for all those who've resolved to lose weight in 2004: "A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine." Good luck!
Beckett:
(Andy Rooney voice) ...and don't you hate it when you can never get the watch with the little crane thing, and all you get is a foam finger?
UnReality:
Calling the play-by-plays at Arlington National Cemetery
UnReality:
"I once baked a loaf in Reno just to watch it rise."
LauraPowers:
Gene Autry... the leader of my cargo cult. Kool-Aide anyone?
Dante83:
"I'd like a room, with a window... where I can see a tree..."
gleeb:
Five days and the legless chicken has yet to escape. Surely this proves that chickens don't mind having their legs hacked off!
flavio:
"Okay, let me out. I give up. My hat is off to that Blaine guy"
da_upstart:
The Atomic Chicken is not stupid. It feigns death so that one may open the cage and that is when it shall attack.
MrMithras:
Can you believe it? Me? Turned down from a part in Labrynth? *sulks*
Dante83:
"Ok, bring in the Cardinal, Francis Bacon is ready to begin."
GersonK:
"Dear Typesetters monthly, I always believed the letters in your magazine were actual. It's just the words and sentences they represented that I didn't believe."
AustinThreeSixteen:
"The loom, Norman! Listen to the loom!"
jildo:
Guns: 75%. Hey, we're at war, kids!