LauraPowersOutOnNewYearsEve:
God, if that's what the New Years baby is going to be like I suggest we all shoot ourselves right now.
Dante83:
Wayyy after curfew. Where have you been?" "Lay off me, I'm free now!" "Not as long as you live under my Mucosa, young larvae!"
MoldLangSyne:
"...and eliminate one of the Dakotas and one of the Carolinas. What's with all this North AND South business, anyway? And that's why I need your vote for President in 2004!"
MoldLangSyne:
"It has come to my attention that there apparently is a 'West Virginia' in addition to regular Virginia. Well, West Virginia's gone too, if you elect me!" *Paid for by People Against West Virginia*
new_years_gleeb:
And what the Hell is up with Rhode Island? A state you can spit across? Roll it into Connecticut, I say!
new_years_gleeb:
...and we now know that Wyoming is in fact a fraud perpetrated by the Mapmaking Cartel.
MoldLangSyne:
"By the way, what's with all these 'New' states? You know, New York, New Hampshire, New Mexico -- what was wrong with the old ones?!?! Vote Fleener in 2004!"
MoldLangSyne:
"Then there's Kansas. I just plain don't like Kansas. And you won't have to, either, if you elect me as this nation's next leader!"
new_years_gleeb:
And if Oklahoma isn't run by drug dealers, why's it shaped like a "pot"? Hmmm?
new_years_gleeb:
My fellow Americans, consider Florida, dangling off the continent like a big penis! Zip it up, says I!
shanky:
"And what's with Ohio? It's a 4 letter word , but it has THREE syllables? Not under my rule!"
MoldLangSyne:
"Hi! It's me again, your old pal, Ned Fleener, reminding you that Iowa stands for Idiots Out Wandering Around. Do we want that in this country? I submit that we do not! Vote Fleener!"
new_years_gleeb:
Don't think I've forgotten Hawaii. What's wrong, too good to be connected to our continent, Kino?
Dante83:
"And what's with all the P's and S's and I's in Mississippi. If I'm elected, it will be spelled the way it is pronounced 'MISIPI'
MoldLangSyne:
"Alabama. Need I say more?"
new_years_gleeb:
And why isn't Michigan contiguous? Something fishy going on there. When elected, I'll investigate!
new_years_gleeb:
And where does Washington get off having a damn rain forest? In a temperate zone! Commie freaks!
MoldLangSyne:
"And furthermore, Oregon? Ore-GONE, when I'm President!"
Dante83:
"Court Reporter, read that back to me." "'Court Reporter, read that back to me.;" "Excellent.
MoldLangSyne:
"Missouri, Missourah...tomato, tomahto, let's call your whole state off!"
new_years_gleeb:
"On Wisconsin" Ever notice they never tell you on WHAT!
MoldLangSyne:
"And Alaska? Alaska to get the hell out of my country, that's what I'll do!"
MoldLangSyne:
"Oh, and as for you, Vermont and Hampshire -- yes, I said Hampshire. You know my stance on calling it 'new' -- I'm combining the 2 of you into one state and calling it Fleeneramavilleberg."
new_years_gleeb:
Colorado, you can be a mountain state or a plains state. Pick one!
Dante83:
"And I mean Vermont and Wisconsin are practically the same thing anyway, so one of them is getting the boot."
TyranosaurstomachRex:
"Ok, where's the fire lady?" "You're the fireman, asshole. You tell me"
Have_a_Happy_Moatas_Year:
and I thought buying acrerage on the moon was a bad idea
Kota:
50 Billion silk worms out of work, just so we can have "Leggs".....
Have_a_Happy_Moatas_Year:
Being into 'earth colors', Frank was often mistaken for a tree