shanky:
"If you ask me , I think we're looking for love in all the wrong places."
screaming_fist:
"Would you like your stickup money in cash or cashier's check, sir?"
meQal:
On the other hand it's a great way to roast some marshmellows.
meQal:
Son, that is not what they mean when they say "choke the chicken".
meQal:
Next mofo that comes in here singing that Day-o crap is going to get a cap in them.
Hinermad:
Don't make me come over there, Mohamed!
da_upstart:
Morphine abuse may hinder your judgement in the workplace, but at least at the time you won't give a shit.
Hinermad:
Nazi printing presses worked non-stop to make blank propaganda leaflets to be distributed among the illiterate peoples of North Africa.
gleeb:
President of Icky Elf Local 253, Member CIO.
Matteus:
he looks like the type that would say 'Trust me' and then chuckle quietly
Hinermad:
"Let me guess: shielding from alien radiation?" "Mind control rays." "Ah."
amycamus:
New study indicates that "land bridge" was a myth; people reached North America by means of giant water spiders.
beckett:
"Death Takes a Holiday...and Jimmy Witherspoon fills in."
Racerex:
"Spartacus, your son is FREE.....!"
psychomorph:
"I am Spartacus!"
gleeb:
"Uh, Centurion? I just remembered: I'm *not* Spartacus. Centurion?"
BStarr13:
We control your glaucoma...
Hinermad:
An eerie glow spread over his body. His skin tingled, but it was a distant, surreal feeling. Slowly he was lifted up, away from his body, to hover in mid air. "This cough syrup rocks!" he thought.
Agent_Moldy:
o/Helen Hayes all in my brain...o/
Matteus:
foam side, diaphagm side
MirandaRamsey:
Look for my pictures of me preforming fellatio on my dog. It's on animallovers.com.
meQal:
Ohh lemonade! We hardly knew you!
Agent_Moldy:
"...and I said, 'Bitch?! You bettah git yo' skank ass over here 'fo I put the smackdown on it!' She knew giving in was the logical thing to do."
tinaw:
"Stand back while I apply my full manliness to the situation!"
meQal:
Damn it Spock when was the last time you took a Q-Tip to those ears?
magebear:
oO "That is the BIGGEST lump of earwax I have ever seen" Oo
MarionneBlack:
A burger so dangerous, you'll need a helmet!
MarionneBlack:
Why am I thinking of Romeo and Juliet right now?
SlobberinMesolobitch:
So...I'm guessing the Capulets all drive Nissans then?
tinaw:
"...and I told her a ship's captain and a green alien babe shouldn't bring offspring into the world, but she went ahead anyway..." "Um..How do you want your eggs?"
tinaw:
"You can never keep the likes of me down." Unfortunately, he's right.
UnReality:
"Oh sure. I suppose you *want* us all to die of scurvy!"
Pumaman_T_C_E:
Risk has definately gotten more complex
klutzka:
"Really?Freshed squeezed?!...Rockin!"
"Dude."