WookieeMonster:
"No, I DON'T think there's anything wrong with having sex with a dolphin!"
eenveezeebleman:
The question "would you rather do pushups til' the end o' time or use a Dell computuh" was rhetorical, corporal!
camberries36:
Kiss me and I won't fire your ass.
Hinermad:
As your broker, I have to recommend against investing in Poli-Grip. But as a user, I have to say it's improved my sex life 1000%!
turkubis_and_taters:
Well, your paperwork is in order, your references impeccable. The only thing you need for this job is to touch your tongue to mine.
BookWorm:
Sure the guy in the lighter trunks won, the other guy thought he was going swimming
Plastic_Duck:
"OK, OK, I can take a hint. Put the mail in the slots and don't rumple the magazines. Jeez!"
Billy_Zoom:
"I've compiled a scrapbook of all your failed attempts to get published, Billy..."
stilljane:
Now THAT'S a MaaaAAANnn!
Upstarta_Clause:
North Jersey holiday vacation brochure
JurassicPork:
"Oops. Sorry, Sir Issac!"
Gloria_in_excelsis_Beedo:
Frida Kahlo used to be a migrant farm worker in the Florida citrus fields?!
gleeb:
Having fooled around, Mary Margaret is no longer allowed to prune the white roses.
screaming_fist:
"Bless me, Roma Tomato, for I have sinned..."
screaming_fist:
"Gawddamn blood of innocents won't wash off."
Gloria_in_excelsis_Beedo:
Funny how human blood takes so much longer to wash off than chicken blood....
gleeb:
It seems you have no vital signs. Are you sure you exist?
Gloria_in_excelsis_Beedo:
.oO{I do NOT want to be the one to tell him they couldn't find his vas deferens.}
Dante_Claus83:
"Let's see, smothered roommate with pillow, smashed window and escaped hospital. Well, everything seems to be in order here."
screaming_fist:
"Subject compulsively caps on the internet, often to no humorous effect."
Flock_of_Chomskys:
Nurses gather to read all eleven volumes of Hunter S. Thompson's toxicology results.
B-Latkah1:
"Mm-hmh..snapped wife's neck..sees invisible lobsters..pretends to be a Gym teacher to talk about sex with minors..I think he MIGHT be eligible for MEDICAID!"
Gloria_in_excelsis_Beedo:
"That oughtta keep those little bastards happy for a while!" "MOM! Guess what Pinky Lee just said!"