KotaClaus:
PeeWee Herman.... the "Farewell Tour"
KotaClaus:
"Those people looks like ANTS down there." "They ARE you idiot, and give me back my legos."
Goreomedy:
"4-6 weeks for a stalker starter kit, my ass."
gleeb:
And now, Hallmark Holiday Theatre, presents "The Littlest Felon"
PhineasBog:
The Lifetime Original movie -- "Mr. Clean: The Man Behind The Mop" will return after this.
Goreomedy:
Native American Intercourse.
gleeb:
When the two amputees met, finally they could attend live theater and applaud again...
PhineasBog:
"This is great, but why do they call it The Effiel Tower?"
UnReality:
"Would you damn Wonder Twins knock it off already?!"
gleeb:
Next door is the King's Body, where you can take a sauna and get a rubdown.
gleeb:
Hello, I'm John XXIII, and I'll be your Pope this evening.
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
"Why, this King's head cheese is simply delightful! What a funny name! I wonder how they came up with it. . . "
WinterWonderLood:
The UN security council considers Mel the Cook's "best defense is a good offense" strategy...
FryGirlRoastingOnAnOpenFire:
Failed Battering Rams #238.
teambanzai:
Having no love for contractions Ted spends most of his free time combing though books and stabbing them when ever he comes across a dirty dirty contraction.
UnReindeerality:
Helpful hint: puzzle boxes from hell are difficult to open for a reason.
teambanzai:
Why thank you Mr. Kaczynski. *shake* *shake* Ooo it's ticking is a alarm clock?
Dante_Claus83:
Jack decides that he's no slave to anyone, least of all some damn 'Pop Goes the Weasel' song, and stays in the box until HE decides to come out.
144blitzen:
See, I told ya we catch more fish if I used blasting caps?
gleeb:
(Not to mention the dog)
amyxmas:
Dhow average up to 9,982 real and a few cruzieros. More business news in a moment.
amyxmas:
Holiday gift catalog of the Romanian government
MoldyLouWho:
Will there be anything else, Mr. Jackson?
UpSky2:
"Benedecite, pigskin meus."
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
C'mon Charlie. You know you want to.
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
Bambi actually grew up and turned to salt lick abuse to cope with his mother's untimely death.
UpSky2:
"Waiter! There's a deer in my eggs!"
gleeb:
With Maurice Chevalier as the voice of Rudolph: o/ If the ptarmigans,/ Could sing like you,/ They'd sing much sweeter/ Than they do... o/
gleeb:
"Slide, Cindy, slide!"
Mr_Grant:
GO DEEP, CINDY!
144blitzen:
I hear Dan Reeves is looking for work?
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
. . . and a 1st class for me!
Dante_Claus83:
"Come on Cindy 10 more reps. You can do it. Come on, work for those glass slippers. Come on, 8 more..."
cam36_Days_of_Xmas:
......hmmmmmm...how about Bear Bryant?
gleeb:
It's not that creepy Bela Karolyi, is it? He spends too much time among young girls...
rickublitzen:
They should be fine in there. The halitosis vent is open, see?
Mr. Mean:
Looks like a union break to me...
Mr_Grant:
Here you can see Archduke Ferdinand's head going back, and to the left. Back, and to the left...
cam36_Days_of_Xmas:
Tell snooty back there that his fly is open.
Mr_Grant:
Casa de Steve Jobs.
cam36_Days_of_Xmas:
Some folks can carve jack-o-lanterns; some can't.
rickublitzen:
You ditzy cow, you're supposed to say "There's no place like home", NOT "A space for two gnomes."
Hinermad:
"I got a chocolate bar!" "I got some cotton candy!" "I got Iraq."
cam36_Days_of_Xmas:
Here's my sister's phone number. Hope you guys like fat girls.
Mr_Grant:
...and when she was bad, she was horrid.
rickublitzen:
Um...its tongue is sticking out. Maybe you'd better take it out from under the water.
gleeb:
Young Lisa Stansfield had to grow into her spitcurl.
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
Is she being very very good or horrid?
TyranosaurisReXmas:
Poor unfortunate child had colic and a cowlick at the same time.
UpSky2:
Fill fill fill your boat / with salads that are green / wearily wearily drudgery drudgery / Domesticity ~
Hinermad:
Being "that time," Mom was relegated to the unclean end of the table.
JurassicPorksElves:
When Marge sneezed on the toaster, it was a wake-up call that her cocaine addiction was getting out of hand...
Dante_Claus83:
A watched tart never pops, you know.
gleeb:
Janey communicates with the Toaster Strudels from Andromeda...
JurassicPorksElves:
"Where do you want this Vitalis, Mr. Lewis?"
gleeb:
"Panne d'essance", eh? Well, "COUP FOURRE!"
JurassicPorksElves:
Theologians surmise that continental drift began when God ran out of Scotch Tape...
gleeb:
What is the pH of the Americas? Bill Nye investigates...
Soozcat:
Come to think of it, maybe a bucket of pig blood would liven things up a little.
DuncanDisorderly:
Grayson Hall: School of Misfit Toys.
UnReality:
"Welcome to beautiful, scenic bat country. Of course you can stop here!"