stilljane:
narrator: ...they come from around the world; these pilgrims caught up in their first view of "The Three Peeing Monks"...
weirdfi:
"Don't make me deposit this check young man!"
Hinermad:
"Why did you let the Nazgul up on the balcony? You know they're not allowed up there. They always throw Jujubes at the audience." "YOU try telling them where they can't sit!"
turkey-ina-wickerbasket:
"Now son, don't you let these womans convince you to get into all that new fangled 'lectricity!"
gleeb:
Consarn it, Boy! My pappy was a curmudgeon, I'm a curmudgeon, and I'll be hairlipped if you ain't a curmudgeon!
144butterball:
Remember, Boy. Wimmin is poison!
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
"I still don't understand what's so great about this "reading" thing."
camberries36:
Do the neighbors "thinks". "No, son........they stinks."
klutzka:
"Really? A summer beach house on Monster Island.I dont know.I think you might have got a bad deal Akira."
Dante83:
"Oh, I'm sorry you didn't win. But here's a jar of Hoison Sauce as a consolation prize." "I am so consoled."
Dante83:
Ahh, raisin toast every morning. I just can't start my day without it. Here, help me pick out the raisins. I hate raisins.
turkubis_and_gravy:
Man...have I gotta pea.
psychomorph:
Pre-production shot from The Exorcist...
gleeb:
Young baby peas, separated from their mothers, must be fed with an eyedropper
wootabega_dwessing:
The collected brains of most high school students wouldn't amount to a hill of beans.
amycamus:
Why you and your filthy euphemisms!
Sir Handle:
"Dammit, they're still a little lopsided"
tryiton:
having several entries to the heart is mandatory if you want as many people to break it as possible
edeo:
David Gest! Liza Minneli!