cartoons:
all married couples start to look each other after living together long enough
maamaaf:
Ever feel stuffy? Or like you're about to fade to an exterior shot?
blitzkrieg1701:
And God said "Let there be pharmacies"
gleeb:
Galahad blinked and looked again. Was this, then, the resting place of the Grail?
gleeb:
Helen Hunt, Sally Field and Simon Jones in "Concierge!", this Spring on Fox!
gleeb:
Next time on "Concierge!", a guest leaves his shoes in a room! Guest starring Gavin McLeod as the Regional Manager.
gleeb:
75 points.
porpoise:
.oO He'd make a nice hood ornament. Oo.
gleeb:
OR: Even when you've got a lot of passengers, still tell 'em you're a biker with this special hood ornament!
MrAtomik:
My fellow Americans... Kisssy Kissy
Dante83:
But she tells the neighbors she walked into a door.
Hinermad:
"Your tesseract is coming along nicely, Ted. What will you use for the sides?" "I thought I'd use plywood for the outside, and silk for the other outside."
freak-o-d-week:
That's funny. I see it, but I don't hear the sound of men working on the chain . . .gaa-aa-aaang.
Murdereus:
oh, I'll do the sound for them, Tina, they go .. OOH!... AAH!... OOH!... AAH!
trickubis_or_treat:
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and I don't even want to talk about my egg.
UpSky2:
Stop parking on my sentence structure chart!
UnDeadality:
"Walk it Off!" (Severe Head Trauma)
Dante83:
Great, I'm trapped in a Jack London story.
144Boo!:
The whole thing's wacked, yo? Relizing that he made a slip in his undercover time travaling duties. Brad-004x, throws a plasma bomb on the floor ahd hits the recall button.
Dante83:
"Yes I left a good job in the city, working for the man every night and day." "Did you ever lose one minute of sleeping worrying 'bout the way things might have been?" "No. No I did not."
Kota:
.... Mary continued licking the frog many more times. She never DID get high. The frog was glad that someone had started that stupid rumor, though....
stilljane:
any group of people in any bar anywhere in the world
Dante83:
They take that 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon' thing very seriosuly here.