Moatas:
"Mary, just because your hand fell asleep while you were masturbaiting, doesn't mean that...Hahahahahahahah, Sorry..."
FryGirl:
"Smug, catty white bitch? Why, I suppose I am."
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Dear, I've got a confession to make. You know that old favorite golf club you really love?" "Yes." "Well, I used it to bludgeon your mother to death."
freak-o-d-week:
Mmmmm hot dog and watermelon, yumm!
freak-o-d-week:
We always looked at grandma's leg for directions to Aunt Titi's house.
UnDeadality:
The Not So Darling Buds of May
freak-o-d-week:
"No, I don't like your opinion. Here's your two cents back."
Kot-A-Lantern:
Eli Whitney is heard yelling in the background, "You guys keep your cotton-pickin' hands off my Gin!!!"
Upstartula:
Thing takes his girlfriend for a stroll on the table.
HinerMADNESS:
"Why do I have to save a seat?" "Ma and Pa are still out in the car." "But they always sit behind us." "They're making another baby. He'll need someplace to sit."
Upstartula:
... And on the 7th day, he adjusted the vertical hold, popped some popcorn, and is enjoying the show...
beckett:
" Extreme close up of birth mark on Gorbachev's head reveals sinister plans for world domination"
gleeb:
Oh, stop projecting your insecurities onto the world, Mr Mercator!
Dan-TERROR83:
"Hey guys, my heart will go on." "That's good to know, Steve."
Upstartula:
South Central Shire. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, and where a hobbit will stick you for all your shit. We must be cautious.
Beckett:
"Providing clean urine for those surprise screenings since 11 o'clock this morning."
Upstartula:
"We were supposed to get married?? That was *today* ??"
Dante83:
Hey, Miss Havisham is looking good...
UnDeadality:
"Eat hot physics, scum!"
thefifthbot:
Look, don't leave...the grabs have to get better...and I can't stand to be alone in a room with pink curtains and a green bedspread.
thefifthbot:
Think Shatner. Dress Shatner. BE Shatner.
JurassicCorpse:
Another monolith appeared to those of the upper class but only by appointment and was made of platinum.
Agent_Ghouldy:
"My dad's burning building could give off a bigger plume of smoke than your dad's could." "Nuh-UHHHH!"