Moatas:
"I know it sounds odd, but Capt. Smith wanted us to go whale watching. All I see are icebergs."
FryGirl:
It's a little known fact, but Lenin was terrible at hide-and-seek.
Dante83:
"Well, clearly we must consult with Picture Picture." "I agree."
Agent_Ghouldy:
.oO{Funny, the captain's @ss isn't as sweet-looking today as it usually is.}
RacerX-Files:
It's not a "bad hair" day so much as a "glimpse into the abyss" hair day.....
juxstapo:
EntPorn often gets traded at EntMoot
Dante83:
We all know cigarettes will kill you, but usually not by falling and crushing you.
carbonbased:
"Forty-five...forty-six...where the hell is the other Ronin?"
amycamus:
Somehow, the new Siegfreid and Roy Show just doesn't have the excitement of the old version.
Zee_do_Caixao:
No! But thanks for askin!
BStarr13:
Pig Dominoes: a fun pastime for when you're bored.
cam-o-lantern36:
Ho-hum Chi Minh
gleeb:
Robert Frost declares martial verse law. All poetic licenses are revoked, and all metaphors must be cleared by him or Wallace Stevens. Meanwhile, Allen Ginsburg gathers his forces in the hills...
Dante83:
Um, I ordered a Guinness. SEND IT BACK!
Dante83:
"Now, let's say I had two apples and you took one away. What would I have?" "One apple." "No, I'd still have two, plus your teeth. Never touch my apples, new kid. Ya dig?"
HinerMADNESS:
"We don't cash checks without two forms of ID, maggot! Now drop and give me twenty!" Bank branches on military bases aren't as polite as civilian branches.