gleeb:
OK, I've found the bubble reputation, now how do I get out of the mouth of this cannon?
wd40:
Number Six tries to escape the Village in one of the quaint motorcars, but security is soon on his tail.
gleeb:
Since the Village folded, Rover has since got a job directing traffic. Which goes to show, you can't keep a good weather balloon down.
UnReality:
"It's for capping in the face of adversity." "Ad--?" "PUMAT jokes."
"Ohhhh..."
wd40:
Another day, another load of butchered hobbits, fresh from the hole!
MilkboxLarry:
.oO "What the hell? Insert quarter to continue writing? What a freakin' rip-off..." Oo.
MilkboxLarry:
"Yeah, so what if I'm up to three bottles day? I can quit whenever I want to!"
Generik:
When circumcision goes too far...
Generik:
"Make a note, Miss Davis... I'd like the morning sun's rays to shine on me in a benevolent fashion from 8 AM until I leave every afternoon at 4:30... just like this..."
144b:
Slow down, Hoke?! Shut up, you old skinny, white woman!
Agent_Moldy:
"That washer didn't separate those plaids on its own!" Ripped from today's clotheslines, "Law & Order: Washer Repair Unit".
JurassicPork:
"Dishwashing liquid? You whore!" The untimely death of Madge.
Dante83:
"This pie chart represents the amount everyone in this office eats in one day. Guess who's 'Orange' tubby."
Agent_Moldy:
Statistics were much easier to understand with the advent of the I Like Pie Chart.
Dante83:
Once she took out that Pie chart, she lost him. "Tell me, do you have a Linzer Tart Chart as well?"
Dante83:
Alternate Title: "Get Used to Being Screwed Now."
eraserhead:
President Bettie's new flag design seemed a little egotistical