Moatas:
"Hey there, I see you'll be in line for awhile, wanna...you know...I'm running a special today."
Zee:
The Ghetto was an earlier, unsuccessful motif
TyranosaurisRex:
Hey mister, my parents said I should buy a pet that we can eat in case I get sick of taking care of it.
jack_routers:
And then, Tom was chomped by Kill Register! No sale!
gleeb:
The floating head of Athena counsels a young man to wash his pits more thoroughly.
yousonuva:
Jimmy's wet dream involves his mother and turns to nightmare
gleeb:
The fire inspector wields enormous power around here. For being careless with matches, Patty is blindfolded and shot.
BStarr13:
"I learned too late what a pilot light was."
Mr_Grant:
*I'm Ted Koppel... welcome to a special ABC News report: "Irene Held Hostage".*
Mr_Grant:
The Fireman's Fund group of insurance companies presents the Metropolitan Opera production of "The Firebird."
beckett:
"Send ME to bed with no supper? Well, here's a nice steamy pile for YOU Dad!"
screaming_fist:
"Easiest maze ever!"
teambanzai:
Well sure you qualifications are with out question the best but let's talk about what's really important. Will you sleep with me?
Darthdemona:
"As I sit here talking to you, my brain is actually on this little table over here."
gleeb:
Does anybody have any questions NOT about why my brain is on a stand next to me?
Moatas:
"If you elect me president, I'll make sure that every registered voter gets at least one orgasm a week."
144b:
They started out as a skiffle band. But they found that no one really liked skiffle music.