Kota:
It appeared that the kids weren't very good at, "Pin The Nipple On The Dummy."
144b:
And Mussolini addresses the conventioneers at Duce-Con.
da_upstart:
<pewt!> <CLAP!> "ah HA!! Caught it, you weak ass wanna-be sniper assassin scum!!"
144b:
I call my home Sagamore Hill. Why? Beacause, Pee Wee's Playhouse was taken.
Dante83:
Let me guess, it ends bitterly. THANK YOU!
da_upstart:
"... The story of an acidic burning passion turned sour."
gleeb:
It's a classy step up from "Citrus Gone Wild", but still has just as much salacious lemon nudity.
tinaw:
"I'm Earl Schieb and I'll burglarize your house for $49.95."
Buffoon:
"Sasparilla? What are you, some kind of sissy-boy?"
gleeb:
A pousse-cafe? What are you, some kinda fruit?
MSTzilla:
So this is Japan's National Defence Plan Against Monsters...oh yeah, we've all seen *this* work time and again.
echostation:
"Wait...I'm picking up a distress signal from this phone jack!"
GersonK:
The seal approached by its natural enemy, the fuzzy brown thing
cambria36:
Curly Howard, though dead, belongs to the Teamsters Union.
tinaw:
"But what are the tassels on the ends for, mother?"
Dante83:
Nothing like starting the day off looking for a leaky gas line in a sewer.
gleeb:
Remember, one in 10 toilets is inhabited by a twisted little pervert. Is it yours?
Dante83:
Yee Haaa! It's like my own Old Faithful, only backwards and mostly fecal matter!
Dante83:
It's like one of those dotted-line Family Circus. Look at little Billy wandering aimlessly through the US
tinaw:
Van Gogh's "On The Train"
gleeb:
Tossed off the bus, Chicago demands its exact change back.
jack_routers:
Bill's bad day started when he stepped off of the #9 bus, straight into a spatial rift.
Mad Max:
Attack of the 50 foot half eaten Hershy chocolate bar with almonds....
Dante83:
The Blob takes the bus.
da_upstart:
"Mommy! They just said that Godzilla was spotted 2 miles off the coast approaching the city!" "Well, kids, you know what that means...." "[Lootin tiiiimmmeee!!!]" "That's right!"
E_B_A:
"Hi! I'm a disembodied head! Wanna see me go down on Barbara Crampton?"
Dante83:
Make sure to pick me up right after Frank Sinatra practice, ok?
E_B_A:
Everyone always laughs at Chad's protective face wear. Until they notice the blood stains and his ice pick.
gleeb:
Do you mind, Missy? I'm trying to piss here...
JurassicPork:
"While you're talking to Sam Wainright, I'll just pee in your bookcase. And tell him Hee Haw! for me."
Viagra:
"Don't mind me.. just gonna take a wiz on yer bookshelf." "Okay"
144b:
Would you Freedon riders stop singing? This is only a crosstown bus?
jurassicpork:
If you pursue a career as a forger, a poor choice of forgery would be someone who's a known illiterate...
gleeb:
How do you get to be a great forger? Practice, practice, practice.
gleeb:
On his deathbed, Dr. Teller described his dream of a waffle-based nuclear defence.
Mercutio_Jones:
The White House today unveiled its new plan to protect the US from terrorist attacks by surrounding it with giant toaster waffles.
Mercutio_Jones:
Clever hunters are skilled at building yard ape traps. Just wait till one reaches for the lemonade pitcher...
jurassicpork:
The clever Suburban Child, (annoyus suburbus) camouflages himself long enough to suddenly appear and accost passersby to buy lemonade.
gleeb:
Billy? "The product sells itself" is just a metaphor.
Generik:
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women only passengers. Who wants to ride shotgun?
Generik:
AN UNPLEASANT TASK HAVING TO SEND OUT THESE PLEAS FOR HELP OVER THE INTERNET LIKE THIS, BUT I MUST ASK YOUR INDULGENCE. I AM THE FORMER MINISTER OF HEALTH IN NIGERIA, AND I HAVE A SUM OF MONEY THAT-
Dante83:
I hate Steve. He's always taking MY boric acid.