Moatas:
"But if Lee Harvey was at the movie house and you were here, who shot Kennedy?" // "The world's first perfect suicide."
SpaceToast:
You've come so far, porn.
WaffleKing:
Due to laziness of the cleaning staff, the YMCA pool is now 80% urine
rickubis:
Listening to the Call of the Somewhat Stupid.
rickubis:
Sadly, when she placed the salad fork on the wrong side of the plate, Bluebeard was forced to kill yet another wife.
teambanzai:
Not to be confused with Stigmata.
UnReality:
Not much. Stomata with you?
cambria36:
Upseta
tinaw:
Nothin'. 'stomata witchu?
Agent_Moldy:
Huh...I usually only get that in my hands and feet and one on the side, but -- what? Oh.
TyranosaurisRex:
The contents of Rosie O'Donnel's stomach on any Saturday night.
Moatas:
'When Ships Ruled The Earth' Here we see two monsters of the sea, battling it out for mating rites...
JurassicPork:
"...we only had a brain."
Nyssa23:
I thought "If..." starred Malcolm McDowell?
tinaw:
Darn, I gotta take the shuttle train over. . . ah screw it.
Nyssa23:
I'm sorry Squiffy, I don't understand your banter at all.
UnReality:
"Chicks dig the hat."
gleeb:
Constantly insisting that cultural norms are social constructs devised to oppress the Other, he was the very model of a postmodern major-general.
JurassicPork:
"HIDE ME FROM THE KIWI PEOPLE! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE SHOE POLISH OUT OF ME!!!"
tinaw:
*Those* legs go all the way up!
BStarr13:
Now all we need is a million typewriters
DiscoBoy:
Another dissatisfied customer wishes to lodge a complaint about his stay at the Procrustes Inn.
gleeb:
Sonja Heine and Manolete present: Bullfight on Ice!
UnReality:
Bullfighting on ice?
DiscoBoy:
When Manolete brought his bullfighting skills to the Ice Capades tour, pop culture turned yet another important corner.
rickubis:
What the hell is *this*? I thought a zamboni was some kinda pizza.