Moatas:
"If I didn't know any better, I'd say that the dead Mr. Jenkins here is really a V-6, small block."
cambria36:
Boeing says, "Fuck it......back to basics."
UnReality:
"Seabiscuit II: Off to the Glue Factory"
evetsggod:
you do the math
gleeb:
Hundreds of algebra students cheer!
cambria36:
But unfortunately, they were traveling in the same direction.
Agent_Moldy:
If only Train A had left Chicago at 11:00 a.m., travelling west at 60 mph while Train B left Denver at 10:30 a.m., travelling east at 50 mph instead. Tsk.
tinaw:
The statue shocks and disgusts most citizens, 50 years later, a highly praised symbol of culture.
144b:
Life's a scream in middle management.
evetsggod:
moog operator, how can i help you? oh, mr carlos! um, sorry, ms carlos....
Indomitus:
"S'alright in da box?"
Generik:
"Damn... that baby carriage sure went by fast, didn't it?" The Prom of the Battleship Potemkin.
da_upstart:
Steamboat Willie's River Brothel & Casino
gleeb:
Draining the old "Liberty Tree".
144b:
This weekend I went to the witch burning at Middlebury. `That was a hoot.
gleeb:
Representatives of the 18th and 20th centuries conspire against the 19th!
tinaw:
"Heh-heh! Look at 'im wallow in his own pit of self-loathing and despair!"
144b:
So, how long have you had this? Oh, 'bout 35 years. 'Twas my father's before that? A solid silver toilet, wow!
144b:
I can't believe it? They removed all of the Judy Bloom books?!
tinaw:
I don't know who that masked organizer was, but the world needs more heroes like . . .ACTION LIBRARIAN!
wd40:
"I can't get any sleep! ACTION LIBRARIAN tosses and turns all night, plotting revenge on the late book returners!"
gleeb:
Wherever knowledge needs classification, I'll be there. Wherever there is horseplay in the stacks, I'll be there. Wherever a people cry out for assistance in using an index, I'll be there!"
gleeb:
Hmm, not drawing very well. Maybe if I took my hand off the end...
tinaw:
.oO Hmmm . . . shouldn't put the fertilizer next to the tobacco pouch. . .Oo.
gleeb:
ACTION LIBRARIAN unleashes his "silent siren", alerting the super-sensitive hearing of the library's attack cat...
tinaw:
All work and no play makes ACTION LIBRARIAN devious and vengeful.
tinaw:
Gee, hate to break it. . .
gleeb:
Hmph, in my day it used to be "queer as a $3 bill"! Danged inflation!
Hinermad:
Adjusted for inflation, the proverbial three-dollar bill is now worth $51.
Moatas:
"What is 'the opening scene to The Thin Man' Alex."
UnReality:
Grandma Moses, Jedi Knight
Angel_Noir:
"Have you been flossing?"
flavio:
"Huh? Yeah, Huh? Yeah, Huh? Yeah, gold rush.
gleeb:
Meanwhile, in Ottawa... "But they're not taking the prospecting seriously! They're doing Burns and Schreiber routines!"
flavio:
PBS presents the epic documentary "Schreiber" by film maker Ken Burns