tinaw:
"Put down the camera and drive!"
Dita DuPave:
Based on a fictional story.
tinaw:
"Darnit the limo isn't here!! Mooooooooom, can you drive us?"
gleeb:
OK, Cinderelly, we're takin' you for a ride, see?
144b:
I'll grinde ye bones to make me bread! Whatya know? You're pumpernickle!
AbortionIsMurder:
Are your doctor's hands too cold?
KirkShatner:
Yeah, I know this is the 21st century and all, but what I'm saying is, an angry mob without pitchforks and torches just doesn't seem right.
Datazoid1701:
I'm fining you fifty dollars for failure to unhook your thumbs from pants' pockets within the legal allotted time.
gleeb:
"I am the Lorox, I speak for the fish! For the fish have no tongues!"
MajorDereks:
"Damnit! We need a little TV telling us the status of our TVs!" "Yessir!"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Pepperidge Farm remembers. And it knows where you live!
WEIRD_1:
The split rail crop is looking very good this year
Groobeeguy:
Lassie, Timmy is caught in the barn with Grandpa!!!
gleeb:
Well, maybe we can encourage the cows not to go up there...
Groobeeguy:
The Vortex hour wuth Jessie White...
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
The Time Tunnel with Mr. Whipple!
gleeb:
"Shakespeare!": "Full fathom five thy father lies, agitated by our patented action until he's a brilliant white! It's a sea change in laundry!"
Buffoon:
Trust me. You give your wife a Whirlpool as a present, you're a dead man.
MrAtomik:
Yogi's Armoire
gleeb:
The Whirlpool washer was found guilty of treason, and sent into the Phantom Zone...
MrAtomik:
Franklin... FRANKLIN!
Angel_Noir:
Great, they delivered the washing machine! I guess the Phantom Zone is getting cozier by the day.
Bros:
"Now we'll see who wins the sand castle contest this year."
evetsggod:
then i slooshied the lovely, lovely sounds of mister ludwig van....
gleeb:
Mr. B Natural couldn't make it. I'm G Sharp, esq., attorney-at-law. Do you have the Spirit of RIAA-inspired lawsuits within you?
gleeb:
Next in the midget-hiding line of evening gowns...
Angel_Noir:
Next, on "When Beauty Pagent Contestants Attack"...
Matteus:
uhh, why does contestant number three have a pistol?
Angel_Noir:
"Red?" "Yes, King?" "Get my pistol back from that beauty pagent girl. This TV's getting uppity again." "You got it, E!"
gleeb:
Those other legumes need all improve, 'cause I'm the one with all the moves!
144b:
PLOW! One of many onomatopoeias that never made it on the old Batman show during the fight sceens.
E_the_E:
"My, what an amusing bumper sticker. And I am horny." HONK! HONK!.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Is this that new show where 2 stoners are given one set of materials and have to arrange the best bong ala "Iron Chef"? Or was that some wonderful dream?
Torgone:
You misplced a decimal here at line 153, punk! Who's bad, now? What? Yes, I went there!
Chebby:
"But it's right here, next to the expense report for the Bo Peep costume and the sheep herd."
EireCat:
Scientists were puzzled earlier today as a black hole tore open in the middle of Main St., bought a pack of cigarrettes and a carton of milk and then promptly collapsed again.