cambria36:
Why am I thinking of Dinah Shore right now?
Agent_Moldy:
"I say, Millicent, this is the worst taxi service ever! I swear we just keep going around in circles! And what's with all those children going up and down on horses who keep following us?"
gleeb:
Madam, if you're offended by smoking, you're free to go to a bar-room!
Hinermad:
Fred would go down to the INS office and offer hopeful immigrants jobs as diamond smugglers. Those that said they already -were- diamond smugglers he'd immediately rob.
UnReality:
The Old Man, the Sea, and Bob from Accounting
TyranosaurisRex:
4. Sharpen arrows.
NurseNoir:
Oh boy... back to the dolls...
gleeb:
See, it's easy. You just make a loop, and then the other end goes around it... (from "Are you ready to tie your shoes?")
Hinermad:
"So, you think you two are ready for marriage?" "Oh, heck no! But our kids are."
MilkboxLarry:
"...and then you roll it down like this." "Uh, sir, why are you showing us how to roll a joint?" "Aren't you here for the 'Are You Ready For Cannabis?' seminar?"
144b:
Ah, the smell of Old Spice, Vitalis & flop sweat filled the gym as the prom stepped into high gear.
gleeb:
Be alarmed. Be very alarmed. No, wait....be alert, no...be on guard, no...be amused, definately not...
MaxKeller:
I don't think anybody in this room knows how to use a toliet.
gleeb:
Geena, honey, that's the clothes hamper....
Hinermad:
The School Portrait of Dorian Gray
Datazoid1701:
The Head Injury Annonymous meeting will begin now. "Hello, my name is...is, uh... and I am a, a, uh, uh..."
Beckett:
"Sod the wireless, Jenkins! I'm sitting right here!"
GersonK:
"Ed." "yeah, Ned." "Don't we have to be with the police to issue APB's?"
gleeb:
"Dangit, kid, why don't I ever get to work the radio?" "Because last time you started a hotel fire."
Loodvig:
"Where the hell did I put my double fried loose pork sandwich?"
tinaw:
It's 15 o'clock! Back to the slave mines!
UnReality:
"Well, traffic's pretty light out there today, folks. I guess that genetically engineered plague that's been sweeping the nation's finally caught up with us, so it's smooth sailing all the way."
UnReality:
"With your host, Lady Macbeth.'
Yazzin:
Look haaaaaaaarder.
Yazzin:
Surgeon General's Warning: This is your lung, smoker.
MaxKeller:
OK guys, heres what I've found out; They're searching for their satellite signal, so we should just stand by.
delany:
one of the weaker x-files.