carbonbased:
"You have the right to remain jolly. If you give up this right..."
144b:
Mr. Claus? Are you now or have yu ever been a menber of the Communist party?
Matteus:
Heil Ho Ho Ho Hitler!
RodRocket:
"And hey, Happy Chakakhan to all youse Jews, too!"
mistie406:
*sigh* Al showing off his titanium codpiece again. I hate him!
carbonbased:
Fortunately, the codpiece fad lasted only a few weeks in 1958.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
0Oo "dammit. still no fish in this creek. just more of these weird shiny rocks..."
gleeb:
Come on fishies, come get your oatmeal!
wd40:
The scientific bulimic always checks his effulence to make sure the calories are expunged!
wd40:
True beleivers can see from this photographic evidence that the Earp Brothers, tools of the greedy developers, murdered the bucolic and pleasently rural Clanton Social Club members.
gleeb:
Always sober up before laying out the streets.
YibbleGuy:
They kept showing Gertrude Stein this map, but she still insisted that "There is no there there."
gleeb:
There is so a there there. It's right there! So there!
gleeb:
Turn-ons: bamboo, pandas who sleep a lot, and bamboo. Turn-offs: red pandas, pushy Chinese officals, and Stephen Jay Gould.
144b:
Now, that's art!
mistie406:
Diamond Diana, ogled by mixed-up zombies and FEELTHY PEEGS nationwide.
TyranosaurisRex:
Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
gleeb:
"I'm not bad, I'm just...OK, Charlie, ya got me, I am bad."
Matteus:
her legs are sausage packed
YibbleGuy:
Her ass-mottling indicates that she's the same species as Dax in "Deep Space Nine."
144b:
The townpeople gather for the 2:00 stoning.
gleeb:
A large crowd comes to appreciate the finer points of interpretive hopscotch...
HoneyT:
Wait a minute...is it "See no evil" first, or "Hear no evil"?
HoneyT:
oO You're dead, Charlton Heston. You're MINE. Oo
Matteus:
only at SilverfishLand!
mistie406:
Ride the Pukatron!
HoneyT:
Ride the Sandy Duncan Lost Eye!
gleeb:
Ride the Giant Sky Nipple!
gleeb:
Three solid hours of Fred Astaire sitting on his ass.
mistie406:
That's what Britney Spears does.
Matteus:
A.K.A. Nude Falling Down A Staircase
FryGirl:
How to take a pine tree hostage.
Zee:
Whtimancam
elKapitan:
.oO(There must be some way I can steal his hair......)Oo.
144b:
Hey, where's the Beeman's chewing gum at? They stopped making it, Gramps. After all those deaths.
beckett:
"Oh no Mr. Johnson, we HATE liver, but Larry likes to do some very sick things with it."
UnReality:
"Shh! The chairs are sleeping."
gleeb:
It's so conservative, it's restricted.
Dankerella:
Dude, where's my car...wallet, keys, high school diploma, job, life, girlfriend, ex-wife, dog, and beer?
gleeb:
The annual Harvey Day Parade.
Hinermad:
Ever since stealth technology was invented, military parades have been much more boring.