EntertheJabberwock:
"Check this out... if I tug hard enough on my ear, my heart just explodes through the front of my chest. Cool, huh, guys?"
jupitran:
"Who let the crazy stalker extra in here, and why is he wearing spinach?"
AbortionIsMurder:
"Sit, Mongo, sit!!! Not do Hokey-Pokey anymore!"
EntertheJabberwock:
"And then, after I shot up, this little man poked his head out of the needle-hole. I'm not moving my hand 'til that little fucker is suffocated and dead."
jupitran:
"I gotta have my ginseng fix, you know what I mean?"
AbortionIsMurder:
When Emeril became a cannibal, his popularity dwindled!
jupitran:
Cameraman, heatstroke. shucks.
AbortionIsMurder:
"We are NyQuil of Borg! Your coughing will be assimilated. Equate is irrelevant."
jupitran:
Enjoy new Pine Fresh Jolly Ranchers
jupitran:
my dick is faster than your dick
AbortionIsMurder:
Yo! MTV Sucks!
jupitran:
All this elusive weekday's secrets revealed.