jupitran:
my dick is faster than your dick.
AbortionIsMurder:
Yo! MTV Sucks!
jupitran:
All this elusive weekday's secrets revealed.
EntertheJabberwock:
Huh, I was wondering where Tuesday went. Every Wednesday, I'd ask "How come yesterday was Monday?" but everyone would always just change the subject.
AbortionIsMurder:
Superglue does not a lipstick make!
EntertheJabberwock:
"Heeeeeeerrrreee'ssss Some-random-greasyass-fucktard!"
AbortionIsMurder:
"Me like boogers!"
jupitran:
"Hello! Is this the superglue joke hotline?" HAHAHA I KILL MYSELF
EntertheJabberwock:
"Yeah, that pesky bitch from 90210 is over here again.No, I don't think she can take a hint.No, I don't know if she can turn coal to diamonds with her vagina."
AbortionIsMurder:
"Hello! Is this the Superglue Joke Hotline?"
AbortionIsMurder:
"Hello! Is this the Superglue Joke Hotline?"
AbortionIsMurder:
After half of Pa Kent's corn crop was destroyed, Ma Kent decided never to serve garbonzo beans for dinner again!