MissGulch:
"Fear not, crew-cutted ones. I shall save you with my special hat!"
jk2silly:
I'll give your friend a ticket too as soon as he stops humping my dog.
Steelhawk:
"And if you don't want to have sex with me tonight, maybe you'd prefer one of my friends. I work on commission."
animebabe:
"Bob! Stop! You slit your throat like that and it's gonna take you FOREVER to die!
major7:
I have a black thumb. Maybe I should buy thicker toilet paper.
MissGulch:
You've heard of Grammar Rock and America Rock, now experience Computer Programming Rock--"I'm just a Bill (Gates), I own everything and live on a hill..."
HOWDOYOUDO:
She doesn't think anybody'll notice she raided the dumpster behind the 1997 MTV Video Music Awards.
animebabe:
"You want to sleep with me? Why? Don't you have your own bed?"
tedj:
You smell so good! Just like the phoney smoke they pump out the top of Burger Kings.
tedj:
You really want to stay with the leather? The understated collarless numbers the Beatles wear are really sharp!
BlakHat1:
"C..Bflat E..F..G7..Man all 50's songs sound ALIKE!"
YingYang:
"Hey, Right Nut." "Hi, Left Nut" "Shut up, you two!" "Yes, Dick."
DiscoBoy:
Sadly, they got gonged by Jaye P. Morgan.
robofreak:
"Why God! Why can't you put a Radio Shack on every planet so i can fix the robot!"
robofreak:
"...so then, we put an egg on one of these little cones and find out who's the better spaceship pilot...."
DancingQueen:
"Finally, my electric blanketmobile will come to life!"
animebabe:
.oO oh I wish I was in Dixie... *sigh* she was one hot southern belle...
Kobra_Kai:
"Oh, I know it hurts right now, but soon, that collar'll have you trained so well that you won't even THINK about barking."