DiscoBoy:
The DendroTerminator -- "Just try counting my rings now, you rat bastards!"
DiscoBoy:
Home of the Kennedys since November, 1963.
DiscoBoy:
Waiting patiently for white afros to come back in style...
Kobra_Kai:
...through improper use of an Etch-A-Sketch.
Kobra_Kai:
"Hah! We both got paper again! When will this crazy, merry-go-round existence ever end?!!! Ha-Ha!!! <wheeze>"
animebabe:
Memoirs of a dogman. Chapter 3. "Drove down the road today. Wanted to stick my head out the window so very bad. Must keep up regular man appearances"
animebabe:
Memoirs of a dogman. Chapter 4. "Saw the best bitch today. As I walked up to her to sniff her butt, she hit me with her purse. I am confused and lonely."
DiscoBoy:
The Adventures of Gumby, Queen of the Dessert.
DiscoBoy:
"...and then there was the time in Nam when I had to hide in a yak's anus to escape from the Viet Cong..."
famousmortimer:
What's that sound? I think the milk just expired.
DeucePM:
The keogh, most feared of all mythical sea-creatures, rose from the depths to make its sacrifice indistinct.
NurseNoir:
"Jimmy, the only milk I could find was what was in Mommy's little pump thing..."
DeucePM:
*sniff* "I'm the loneliest warrior of all."
DiscoBoy:
"Oh my god! They killed Kikkoman! Those bastards!"
JoeCrow:
The CuisenArt accident left the JuiceMan alone and friendless.
Scouty:
<reads> "...under penalty of law, do not remove. Stay with the bottle until police arrive... THE HELL???"
YingYang:
"The Keebler Elves won't know what hit them!"
Croe:
Kiss is beginning to fray at the edges.