EnochF:
After a wild afternoon of drinking, the fatal decision was made: they would hire Carrot Top for their ad campaign.
Mr_Grant:
At the Cabinet meeting: Dubya is confused about the discussion of Cheney's angina. "Only women have anginas," he thought.
Mr_Grant:
Who knew that Venice would permeate contemporary pop culture to this degree?
DiscoBoy:
"Let's try that singing swan position I read about in the Kama Sutra." / "Looks more like the drunken elephant position to me."
animebabe:
"Madame Cleo see's pork bellies in your future!"
Generik:
"Dammit! Come on! Why can't I get this stupid Mario to jump to another level? And why does Kirk keep shouting that he's my 'Boogie Man'?"
Generik:
"Saigon. I was in Saigon again... wait a minute. No, I'm not. I'm in Fresno." *sigh* "Saigon. Wish I was in Saigon again..."
YingYang:
Not a suitable spermicide.
YingYang:
It's called "Undressed"
DiscoBoy:
Is Santa Xigeous going to do the "Sweet Transvestite" number as he comes down the elevator?
Buffoon:
Yukon Cornelius comes to terrorize another child with his stories about Bumbles.
Generik:
"Yeah, while you were out somebody from the Guyna College called, and said Pabst beer is normal." "I hate male secretaries."
UnReality:
"Babylon? Like the ancient city? You think there'll be whores?" "God willing, buddy. God willing."
Generik:
"This is what happens when you let Ying wait three days... Oh, shit! Get a raincoat, an umbrella and a buttload of Kleenex!!"
teambanzai:
Hey quit trying to steal my caps. [pulls monitor down]
YingYang:
"Have you seen the salad bar?! They have a sneezeguard!"
teambanzai:
No matter how guilty he feels afterwards Ted just can't stop masturbating to his Daffy Duck poster.
PrezGAR:
Did anyone feed the Vortex this morning?