GersonK:
"my client pleads the 21st, your honor."
neolexxx:
it's crossing owver aind ah hailped.
Nyssferatu:
Life is too short for softcore porn.
DiscoDracula:
Jean-Luc thought he had all the details covered for his grand soiree -- candles, light music, vegetable dip. But he was aghast to realize he forgot one thing -- chairs for the guests! Horrors!
Nyssferatu:
"Oh, Jean-Luc, I can't believe you forgot chairs! I'm so ashamed!" *sob*
Nyssferatu:
o/` "And it was all yellow!" o/`
Soozcat:
oO(Man, I miss the communal Borgsex orgies...)
IMiss:
.oO(I've always wondered what a nun's titties looked like... eeeek! They're *pierced*... I'll be damned... hey, what's this?!? A note?! "Knock before entering..." The hell?)
DiscoBoy:
Retro Hollywood meets '80s trendiness in the new sitcom "Mitch Headroom" -- only on UPN!
rickubis:
And don't come back until you've killed them all. Especially Gilligan.
DiscoBoy:
"Sure, it looks nice and innocent, but look how easily it conceals the switchblade. Only $25.95 if you call QVC right now!"
IMiss:
"Get rid of Mr. Tinky?!? I thought therapy was supposed to *help*!!"
DiscoBoy:
What really goes at those closed-door meeting of the Senate Ways and Means Committee.
DiscoBoy:
"Mmmm! Fresh leg of ham!"
UnReality:
"Who are you calling a--MAESTRO!--ham?!"
DiscoBoy:
This is the scariest Tool video yet!
UnReality:
"Brad! Your wee-wee!"
AtomikDeLosMuertos:
AND he's a Hebrew National Frankenfurter, he answers to a Higher Source