TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Adventures in capitalism... translation, 'being in debt is easy, fun and normal'
144b:
Hand me the purple section!
Shockeye:
"The name's Bond... Vaga Bond."
bargainbrandbeing:
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "It's not a big deal - I do it all the time." "Huh?"
Soozcat:
"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." "You?" "Haven't you heard of the stage show 'Mamma Mia?'"
Mr_Grant:
.oO Where's the shop where they throw the salmon? Oo.
Beedo:
A black cowboy hat? Must be Garth Vader.
BlakHat1:
nothing to do all day but watch your dot-com stocks collapse
Soozcat:
In the Extras Closet, the extras stand, plugged into the wall, ready for use as needed.
gleeb:
Moltar, still typecast in sci fi roles
UnReality:
"Once. In college. But I was drunk, and he was on the swim team."
amycamus:
...there's always Pottery Barn and the missionary position.
gleeb:
sorry, but Inseptor Lugar here's a real man
IClaydius:
"SNL...is...funny! The...president...is...smart!" "Good God! Spock's been watching MSNBC again!"
DiscoBoy:
<*preparing to shimmy*>
YingYang:
Lucky bastards! The ability to lick themselves AND doggy-style all the time?! Lucky bastards....
Mr_Grant:
<Julia Child> "Now once the puppies are nicely buttered, you cover it with a pastry crust. Bake at 350 for 40 minutes, et voila-- Golden Crust Golden Retriever"
EnochF:
"Hey, we're outta paperweights again." "JIMMY! GO FETCH ANOTHER ONE OF MOMMY'S CABLE ACE AWARDS!"