DiscoBoy:
"I've seen drag Marilyn Monroes and drag Madonnas, but you're the first drag Judith Light I've ever seen."
YibbleGuy:
35 years later, the father of the "19th Nervous Breakdown" girl finally perfected ways of making sealing wax.
Nyssa23:
Family Rappelling will never make it as an Olympic sport.
DiscoBoy:
"Dammit, Exene! Autograph my copy of 'Wild Gift' or I'll snap you in two!"
GlitterRock:
from the makers of "Scared Straight" -- "Scared Shat!"
Enapov:
Suddenly through a window, a beam of light shows through and God himself sets back the mileage on the Earth....
EnochF:
"Fine. You want it so bad, you go ahead and direct Star Trek IV."
Enapov:
I need a pregnancy test and the number of my lawyer....
bugwber:
In the re-make, Barbarella must find 'N*Sync-'N*Sync.
DiscoBoy:
"I'm afraid this new currency implemented by our new alien overlords just isn't convenient for my active lifestyle."
Shaft:
"Lieutenant Buddha say criminals need not be chased, for they are chased by their own destiny."
EnochF:
"Hodges, put the base on full alert. Danvers, get everybody together in the briefing room. Frank, put the black seven on the red eight."
Saltydog:
"That was the WORST place I've ever eaten." "That's because it isn't a restaurant. It's a funeral home." "Oh, well, for a funeral home it wasn't bad."
EnochF:
Um, you've got a Saturn stuck in your hair. Don't worry, a little mayonnaise will get that right out...
EnochF:
Okay, now you've got a Saturn in your hair covered in mayonnaise. But if you soak it in olive oil for a few minutes, it should come right out...
EnochF:
See, now you've got a Saturn stuck to your chin. Just take a washcloth, dip it in vinegar, and wipe it off. If that doesn't work, try vanilla.
EnochF:
Okay, you've got a Saturn in your hair covered in mayonnaise smelling of olive oil, but I swear, a little grapefruit juice will loosen it right out..
EnochF:
See? Now it's just stuck to your sweater. Now, let's get you out of that thing, spray some stain fighter on it, and go to the couch...