Tsunade:
Don't you ever schedule your yard sale on the same day as mine!
TheDiva:
See, this is why my dad always bought two of each deadly weapon, so my brother and I wouldn't have fight over them.
GersonK:
Nothing gets to the ladies faster than doin' The Robot.
Beedo:
Michael, Susan, it has come to my attention that people aren't wearing enough hats.
Beedo:
You know you're getting older when you stop fantasizing about teenage girls and start fantasizing about their mothers.
Viannae:
"Care to share this bowl of Cheez-Its with me?"
DiscoBoy:
"The provocateurs are lurking just around the corner, waiting to take me! But I don't dare reveal myself! Hyperbole is a crime in this system!"
DiscoBoy:
Impressive though it was, early Christian chroniclers did not consider Jesus's fire-swallowing to be a proper miracle, and thus didn't include it in the Gospels.
YingYang:
Ying and Disco watch the webcam they hid in Soozcat's shower...
DiscoBoy:
Uh-oh! Looks like Soozcat found out about that webcam!
YingYang:
"You guys know you wore the same thing?"
The_Enigma:
So these two guys walked into a bar...
YingYang:
Hockey Hair affects every one in four people. If you or someone you love is suffering from Hockey Hair, please call 1-800-NOT1980. Thank you.
HenryBemis:
"But...I'm PERFECT for a job in the food service industry..."
Racerex:
Recorded just before the famous 4th rock-&-roll chord was discovered in 1962.
Krycek99:
What this show needs is Drew Carey and his stooges to come in and liven things up.
GersonK:
"Please, please, enough. I was just making conversation when I asked how it happened. I had no idea it involved a meat grinder and a coffee machine."
GersonK:
Oooh, ooh, dibs on Spain!