JAUSTRALIS:
<reading> to grow breast... drink 8-27 cups of this 'melon juice' for 6 years straight, side effects are: breast shrinkage and exploding eyeballs
rick12string:
"Lick me where it smells--"/"But I don' wanna drive all de way to Joliet."
Agent_Moldy:
"But I don't wanna be a bad, mutha--shut my mouth. I wanna be... a... a DENTIST!"
MrAtomik:
but he was supposed draw the pirate
teambanzai:
I always wear these when I masturbate.
DiscoBoy:
Skate punks!
MrAtomik:
But the catch is, Xigeous gets to listen to you talk and Riff you
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Why won't Anita return my calls? Why, why?"
teambanzai:
.oO Hmmmm I don't remember eating that.
EnochF:
"I'm just pullin' your chain, Mom. I don't *really* see dead people. Chyah, right. Dead people. Like I'm so sure. You're like totally gullible."
EnochF:
Ah yes, the elaborate Latte Ceremony of Meiji-era Seattle...
JAUSTRALIS:
he accidentally turned the t.v. from B.E.T. to C.M.T.
Hinermad:
LONDON (Reuters) The British Health Ministry has finally identified Mr. Bean as the source of the "mad cow" and "foot in mouth" outbreaks in Europe.
Buffoon:
"That's right... Lick the alphabet."
JAUSTRALIS:
.. when i said 'come check out my carpet samples'... i did NOT mean screw my friends!!!
Buffoon:
"I don't get it. He said he knew where we got our shoes?"
EnochF:
"Okay, some relish, some mustard, definitely *no* ketchup, and a dash of powdered onion. With this hot dog, I shall destroy the Earth!"
Daleman:
Oh great, pasta fasulli again. I'll be farting more than Rossie O'Donnell at Taco Bell.