Loodvig:
"Oh, you should try my lard chowder recipe..."
_Shamus:
The music video for the hit song 'I'm dialing your crotch (but I just get the machine)' really brought out the stupidity of the whole thing.
_Shamus:
Old forwards never drive, they just fade away.
amycamus:
A ripple of concern furrowed Spock's brow. But, being unemotional and all, he was unconcerned about it.
amycamus:
"My name is Sargeant Joe Friday, and I'm-...oh forget it."
lil_amish_boy:
CA Governor Gray Davis and his crack staff try to figure out why it's so darn bright during the day.
fuzziehentaibunnie:
"Yes, we like little boy movies...why?"
DoctorOfJournalism:
Pippi Longstocking's crack habit has really taken its toll.
DoctorOfJournalism:
Ray Walston begins to regret joining Milli Vanilli.
NummyMuffin:
"Ow! Dammit God... we've talked about this..."
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"It's like there's a party in my mouth, and some fat kid just spewed on the radiator!"
EnochF:
<"OnStar. How may I help you?"> "Hi... I'm in a Starfury near Epsilon 3, and I accidentally threw my keys out the airlock..."
fuzziehentaibunnie:
"One word men: Clitoris."
rick12string:
Shawna shows Corinne her booger collection.
Agent_Moldy:
Think your chad might be pregnant? EPT can tell you for sure. *Also in dimpled formula*
Agent_Moldy:
"Figures. We're locked in here, and the Listerine is out there." "Ohhhh, the irony." "Shut up, Alanis."
Agent_Moldy:
"Ohhhh, yeah, baby, do you like it when my water's hard?" *Water Department Employee porn*
DiscoBoy:
"Sure, Gwyneth's severed head wound up in the box. But for the sequel, we have the technology to make her better, faster, stronger..."