NummyMuffin:
"Sorry... I'm gonna need you to roll around in oil before I can respect you as a woman."
DoctorOfJournalism:
"Great Scott! We can't stop here -- this is bat country!"
DoctorOfJournalism:
"Say the secret woid, win a hundred dollars!"
FryGirl:
Please tell me that doesn't say "CLAMISIL"....
NummyMuffin:
o/~When I think about you I touch myself... o/~
NummyMuffin:
.oO Nice ass... is it wrong to want to chew on it?
carbonbased:
"The Chinese did what? What do I do now, Daddy? Daddy?"
aaabbbccc:
The fierce battle between Schlitz and Ho Ho's in Joe Don's stomach.
PeterDestructo:
Rain forests are soggy, foul-smelling places full of disease-carrysing mosquitoes. This has been a public service announcement from McDonalds.
LaGioconda:
o/~ "With or without you...." o/~
PeterDestructo:
"Well, Bill, looks like tail-to-head traffic here in the Fallopian tubes, expect major delays..."
Cool_Ranch_Doritos:
"Please give now... so Juliette won't ever need to be in another movie..."
LaGioconda:
o/~ "In the windmills of your mind..." o/~
LaGioconda:
Greg Proops has really let himself go.
Mr_Grant:
Please, we know it's you Jenna Bush, take off the phony goatee.
JMSJunior86:
The couple's obsession with television was all too clear when they announced their new child's name...
Nodnarb518:
For my next trick, I will attempt to read my own thoughts.
Mr_Grant:
And now, let me take this Vessel of Foreknowledge *opens fortune cookie* <munch munch> Ahem: 'You like Chinese food'. Am I close on that? *applause*