ZadetheElf:
GOOOOOOOD MOORRNING EASTERN NC!
DiscoBoy:
"*Another* Marc Singer? Damn! We've already bagged our limit! Throw him back. Why aren't the darn bigmouth biting today?"
DiscoBoy:
"Dude! I am soooo quilted!" / "Me, too! What the hell did you put in this punch?"
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Contestant Number One: If I were smothered in chocolate sauce, how would you get me clean?"
Mr_Grant:
Would you autograph my copy of the Cherry Orchard?
teambanzai:
Spock you didn't tell me Chekov wrote the Cherry Orchard. Yes under his pen name of Anton.
TonyBaloney:
"We crush your head!!!"
Beedo:
First Officer's log. Lord Buddha was intrigued by my Jar-Jar Binks statue.
DiscoBoy:
"Dear Diary, Ponfarr has come and gone and Debbie *still* won't go out with me. I'm a lonely little critter."
DiscoBoy:
Is this an SFC gay porn chain reaction?
DiscoBoy:
When IMiss directs the all-drag version of "The Rhinoceros" at the Rialto Community Playhouse, all hell breaks loose.
Mr_Grant:
Renton, WA gets its own TV show.
DoctorOfJournalism:
"Open my pod bay doors, HAL... Yes... Now remember, lips together and teeth apart...."
aaabbbccc:
What makes you think Spark's under the bed, Dad?
LaGioconda:
This is the weirdest version of Hamlet I've ever seen! "Have you a white trash daughter? Then let her not walk i' the sun."
LaGioconda:
Just accidentally dialed "Joe Don Phone Sex."
aaabbbccc:
My mom told me not to except Jack and Coke from a stranger.
FryGirl:
"Lemon curry...?"