DancingQueen:
"Who're these N'Sync folks?"
famousmortimer:
"We keep three clocks for the different time zones" "Why does that one say 1955?" "That one's for Arkansas"
Acrylic:
"WHoooooo! Free Hooker!"
snowball1000:
Lost in the sewers again . . . jeez I gotta stop flushing myself down da toilet . . .
rickubis:
Yes, I've constructed my own light saber. Obie wan has taught me well.
DancingQueen:
"I hear mom coming!" "Hurry, put the cigarettes away!" "No, I mean, I think the mailman's here again..." (eeew!)
Xomby:
Heeelp! The Lawn Gnomes are revolting!
UnReality:
"Man, I bet the *cool kids* don't have damn lazy bladders!"
Agent_Moldy:
"Look, Kiefer, I'll make you a deal: 500 bucks if you rid the world of Feldman & Haim, but leave Jason Patric alone. He's uh, kinda cute..."
Dante83:
Anthony Hopkins is so versatile. Yesterday, he painted my house.
UnReality:
Well I'm certainly speechless...
EnochF:
This is what they're showing on ESPN3 right now. A game of catch in Poughkeepsie.
Agent_Moldy:
"Stop it, you two!" "We're sorry, God."
DeucePM:
"You're the caretaker, Mr. Torrance. You've always been the caretaker."
UnReality:
"Life was so much better and brighter when we still had booze."
DiscoBoy:
Everytime Bob Eubanks goes for a walk in the woods, he sees the deer and runs home crying. Sad, really...
Kobra_Kai:
Bionic Gary Coleman - Bigger, Faster, Hungrier.
Xigeous:
Gee! Look! Deadlyringer has his own web site!