HelenaHandbasket:
~/Skin heads, Skin heads, Roly-poly skin heads...\~
amycamus:
"Soljah! Soljah! Nice hard drive! You like? Good price! Soljah! Factry direc!"
Granty_Claus:
Why, is Imiss around?
JingleHo:
o/` "Oh, the way Glen Miller played..." "Songs that made the hit paraaaaayde..." "Guys like us we had it made..." "Those were the days..." o/`
YingYang:
"Now is not the time to visit aintitcoolnews.com! The baddies are after us!" "Hold up! French Stewart's playing Superman?"
DiscoToe:
It's good to see the Franciscans and Dominicans finally settling their ideological disputes.
DiscoToe:
"I'm sorry, Dr. Cyclops is seeing another patient right now. Please continue to hold."
WinterWonderLood:
...and this little piggy went online.
AntiChristmas:
We don't, however, love to see you make out with animals.
BlakHat1:
"Yes Master! I have confused the old Miami voters and intimidated the black voters!" "You have done well, Igor. The Presidency is mine! HAHAHA!!"
Saltydog:
"Pull up, Donder! Pull up, Blixem! Oh, shiiii----" And there the sleigh cabin recording breaks off.
HumbugNoir:
"Maedschen in Uniform"... IN SPAAAAACE!!!
Generik:
Why bother paying for the flu when you can get it for free from half the people I work with?
EnochF:
"Oh, yeah?! How do I know that YOU aren't a crazy guy holding a gun on ME?!" "I don't have a--" "SHUT UP!"
anti_Xmas_handle:
Lives a sheltered, lonley, paronoid life thinking he's a sim.
anti_Xmas_handle:
"So...NOBODY wants to be a millionaire?!!?"
kwagner:
Hi. Well, see, the Evil Overlord, well, he'd kinda like it if you'd knock off all that "freedom" talk, ok, please?
HumbugNoir:
"It's not MY kid! She's been hangin' around wit' some pasty ethereal dude!"