Cackerot:
"... And in Whoville they say, that Sci-Fi got three times bigger that day. "
O_Torgonebaum:
does this outfit make my butt look open to new experiences?
bugwber:
"So, he donned his gay apparel... and that's the last time I dated RuPaul..."
UpSky2:
A deservedly failed version of the Disco Ouija Board.
alexgariepy:
The Meow Mix song must be on.
HereComesSoozyClaus:
I call upon the spirit of Kali to format my CPU!
DiscoToe:
Quentin Tarantino, Circuit City sales associate.
Granty_Claus:
LIVE! From Austin, Texas! It's the Miss National Security Advisor Pageant!
HereComesSoozyClaus:
"Heh heh... that Amplewoman stuff just kills me..."
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Tonight-special guests David Gray, Squeeze and the Outfield!" (Because it's Babylon 5, see)
Beedo:
That guy's a news report waiting to happen.
Granty_Claus:
Blessed be the name Roddenberry!
Nos4a2turtledoves:
New from Mattel - Club-crawler Barbie! Boyfriend's Ken, Jerrod & some guy she met in the men's room after stumbling in there by mistake sold separately.
teambanzai:
We found her like this with a note that read "do not recesitate till 2004 election.
IMissKissletoe:
At their family costume party, Mallory fails to recognize Alex when he dresses like a Democrat! "Like, WHO are you?!"
Granty_Claus:
Here comes Siegfried & Roy and their trained Florida electors!
DiscoToe:
"Why the hell won't any pay $$$ for tapes of me? I'm gonna kill someone!"
IMissKissletoe:
"You really are NEW at this, aren't you?!" "Well, men's clothing is COMPLETELY backwards..."