anti_hero:
Oh my God! Becky. Look at his forehead.
YingYang:
"Mr. Polanski, can we do it in the missionary position just this once?"
SooSoo:
Why doesn't Michael Jackson call me anymore?
Steelhawk:
If you have information leading to the return of her fat, please call 1-800-FAT-BACK.
Helen_Servo:
sorry not today kids. My metal fingers hurt, maybe tomarrow ok!
YingYang:
"Hello? I've been trying to tell you that the GLAAD uniforms are drab this year!"
Mr_Grant:
The version for heavy-metal-ers is called "Flü"
UnReality:
"You know that guy in the circus who follows the elephant with a shovel? We're sorta like that with USA."
GersonK:
o o 0 (Note to self, mock the Brithish more often. Fun to watch their wrists flap in anger)
Loodvig:
"Baldwin! Whatter you doing here? I thought you were leaving the country..."
Agent_Moldy:
"Ryan, how much would you pay for a CD set like this?" "Gee, Colin, $79.95?"
Mr_Grant:
Cigarette? Mint? Ortho-Tricyclen?
Agent_Moldy:
3 a.m., Walken just can't deal with reality: "But da dawg...it..it had no tail..."
Generik:
"It says here 'Make big $$$$$ taping Wonder Woman and Bionic Woman.' I'm gonna write and find out more!"
Ragbot:
37 cents a day?! I could be the King of Ethiopia!
Generik:
Inhumanland did Baldy Man a wondrous breakfast nook decree, where Alf the sacred butler ran eggs over easy and a side of ham down to the table for three.
DiscoBoy:
"What did I tell you, young man?" / "Trepanation is the devil's work." / "That's right. Maybe next time you'll listen to me!"
Ragbot:
I'll never pass Mr. Kotter's exam....