LuvBJones:
"Keep your forks. There's pie."
teambanzai:
What, so you're telling me I can't just shoot Indian's? What if I shout, "THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US!!" First?
alexgariepy:
"Alex." "Grant." "Glitter." "Alex?" "Grant." "Glitter?" "Alex." "Steve?" "What?"
amycamus:
"Boy, if Generik catches me wearing his shirt I'm in BIG trouble..."
Bugnost:
Waiting for a plot.....
Granty_Claus:
--I gave you all my money and you come back from town with this pickup? --And this bag of magic beans!
Humoriste:
Here's the plan, men. We take out Tom's Rhinoplasty and the evil Pet Store. But it all hinges on capturing the fat kid. We're dead in the water without him.
Cackerot:
"My lucky day ! I found a Twinkie on top of my car."
Beedo:
Sir, this is a bank window, not a urinal.
DiscoToe:
Murray Christman always hated this time of year, when everyone would make jokes about his name. And, ironically, he's a Jew.
YingYang:
As Darva Conger shaves Milton Berle's pubic hair.
YingYang:
"Wow, I didn't know that the SoloFlex came with a midget who oils you up..."
wd40:
This is boring, change the channel, Beavis!
BlakHat1:
The Salvation Army gets serious
DiscoToe:
Major league pitcher Randy Johnson and comic book character Man-Thing square off in a duel for the title of Best Penis Euphemism.
Beedo:
That lady just dropped... Huh. Whaddya know. A dildo with a pager built in.
aaabbbccc:
When you're a blonde, what else can you do?
teambanzai:
It's a bunt cake, it's a hat. It's a bunt cake and a hat. Thank you Ron Popile!