YetiMan:
'the first to fall to the Rick James' fury was Sam, poor devil, killed when a stray crack rock rolled uner his feet. We began to scatter into the underbrush'
amycamus:
"Look at this headline in today's Times: 'Surgeons Begin to Separate Twins'." "Yes, I know." "Don't be a smartass, you Naderite."
DiscoBoy:
"So, uh, like... We saw a star, dude..."
amycamus:
"And as a token of our esteem, we'd like to give you, the kind villagers of this Turkmenistan village, a chunk of the Berlin wall."
DiscoBoy:
"An Ixoye fish eating a Darwin fish?" / "Must be some sort of early 21st century symbol of religious intolerance. Fascinating."
Mr_Grant:
Man, are they gonna be in trouble with OSHA.
amycamus:
Gudt, phine wit me. Bahb trete nex time, k?
Generik:
"Gore! I mean Buchanan! I mean Gore! I mean... Oh damn, this thing just isn't working right!"
12561113094:
"We've gotta stop amycamus, or 12561113094's gonna die laughing."
Generik:
"...and you'll KEEP recounting those ballots until you get it RIGHT!"
Generik:
"Gosh, math is *hard*!" "Yeah, I can never remember that handle, either."
amycamus:
Miraculously, as soon as Shirlene chomped down on the little planet, the screen was inundated with light, and color, and quality programming.
Generik:
Dubya names his Cabinet...
Mr_Grant:
Omigod they elected Bush! You bastards!
Mr_Grant:
--Billy, don't poke the cage. --Aw but mom, it's safe, NO WAY Dr Lecter can get out of there!
GlitterRock:
Kari was so confused at the voter booth. She didn't know who to vote for. She'd had oral sex with them BOTH.
PrezGAR:
His bridge work is falling down
amycamus:
"She's ok. She's one of the twin daughters." "Oh. Sorry, miss. Go right in. Your Dad's in the Oval Office plotting Texaco's invasion of Iraq."