Steelhawk:
"I told you Jr. was half-alien. Look, he's made little rug-circles!"
amycamus:
"I'm gonna cut you raw." (what my hair cutter person Patti said to me the first time she saw me)
Agrijag:
Hello. I'm the head of James Brolin, and I'd like to talk to you about a problem facing millions of Americans... ATM fraud.
amycamus:
"Hmm. These smell great. Tell Conde to get one in every Superfund site. NOW lets see those commie pinko liberals complain!"
Mr_Grant:
It's kind of a political Pushmepullyou.
UnReality:
"'Freeze dirtBUG'? Larry, did we or did we not go over this earlier?"
BlakHat1:
"Ohmigod! I married a WOMAN?!?" "I thought you knew!"
BlakHat1:
"My spirit lives in a trailer down by the river!" "The ghost of Chris Farley, ladies and gentlemen!"
DiscoBoy:
"Must you suckle your plum fairy in front of the whole crew?" / "But it's hungry, sir..."
aaabbbccc:
Loverboy after the operation.
NurseNoir:
"Jes' pray you never go incontinent, young fella. These dagnabbed government-issue Depends feel like sandpaper, consarnit!"
Saltydog:
"I've never seen anyone with the skill at a Lite-Brite that you have." "It's in the wrist, my dear."
teambanzai:
*boob* *bip* *boop* *bip* EXTREME PONG!!!! *boob* *bip* *boop*...
Saltydog:
Name that tuna.
DiscoBoy:
"Good night, sweet punk. May flights of anarchists sing thee to thy rest."
aaabbbccc:
Picasso goes to fairy hell.
MedicineMan:
"Damn! I forgot the grocery list again!"
JAUSTRALIS:
"only on PAY-PER-VIEW it's chico rodrigues VS the chevy truck! only $39.99! call to order now!"