Fuquad:
Dress from Sears: $40 Faux Pearl Necklace: $20 New Hair Style: $15 Showing some cleavage on the Sci-Fi Channel: WORTHLESS!!
kwagner:
oO(Hmmph! I can not BELIEVE he showed up in a black tux too. Doesn't ANYONE have any creativity anymore?)
DiscoBoy:
*whispers* "Next time, less beans in the three-bean salad, Jeeves." / "Right-o, sir."
Soozcat:
This has to be the weirdest IBM ad yet.
JAUSTRALIS:
"so with that in mind... i said ' but if you're a 2 bit whore, shouldn't i get change back from that 5?"
Buffoon:
"Hell, if I'd known you Americans could screw things up THIS badly, I'd have stayed in the Balkans."
Buffoon:
"Morning sickness??? How could you have morn.... YOU CHEATING BITCH!!!!"
Buffoon:
"L-A-Y-E-D!!!! Not L-E-I-E-D!!!! DAMMIT!!!"
Generik:
DavidVader IS 1DarrenY as BlitzWolfer in "Gorebot2000: Attack of a Rabid Right-Wing Ideologue!"
Generik:
Some of the best comedy albums of the '60s came from the team of Bill Cosby and Jen-Paul Sartre - "Being & Wonderfulness," "Nausea" and "Why Is There Air?"
Mr_Grant:
--Your orders, General Vandross? --Load the Love Cannon and prepare to fire. Target their most sensitive zones.
Lanzman:
.oO"Lanz and Lianna? How the hell . . . ?"
144b:
I villl have a happpy meal!!
alexgariepy:
I shall call him... mini-mein!
YingYang:
"You're fly's open." "Why didn't you tell me this *before* I broadcasted my demands to the UN??!!"
GlitterRock:
"Captain Sheridan, the admiral asked you to pull his finger. Obey the chain of command!!"
GlitterRock:
The new DVD version shows the original ending of "Yellow Submarine;" destroyed in a surprise attack by Vietcong sympathizers.
YingYang:
Awfully boring pep squad unifroms....