Generik:
Nancy Kerrigan and Tara Lipinski share a light moment recalling how they both peed in Tonya Harding's Gatorade.
HiryuFire:
I can see the horse chunks
1DarrenY:
"When I grow up, I wanna be a modern-day Overseer - Just like Jesse Jackson."
Mr_Grant:
--Oh, that stinks! --I told you: we should always seal political junk mail in a plastic bag before tossing it.
Mr_Grant:
Here's a new one: Put a Metamucil proof of purchase under your pillow, and you'll be visited by the Enema Fairy.
IMissMST3K:
.oO(*sigh* Why couldn't they have cast Tony Perkins off me...he and I would have found *more* things to do...)
DiscoBoy:
"Everything I learned about pimping, I learned from Moldy Jones."
Generik:
"Moldy Jones made me the bitch-slappin' ho-bag I am today. A little lower, honey."
MrBungle:
"Thank You. My suit can't accept the best of show award. It really should go to Jack Lemon. Com on up, Jack! You deserve it!"
Generik:
Next week on Fishing With John Travolta, John and Danny Glover fish for Tetras in the den...
flappersquirrel:
"Rotten Pikachus. Aw, man! It's a nest!"
amycamus:
A delinquent teenage Uri Gellar steals trailer tires...with his mind!
144b:
This is so much better than cooking bacon nude.
Agrijag:
Steve opened the box and was ecstatic- his 1/5th scale model of Steve Buscemi had finally arrived!
Mr_Grant:
.oO Turn left at Euclid? These Mapquest directions suck! Oo.
DiscoDracula:
When in Paris, Texas, visit the Arc de Bumfucke.
screambanzai:
And next in the Hollywood Christmas parade we have Gabrielle leading the Claud Raines Memorial Marching Band.
screambanzai:
Tim Tomerson wakes up from a drunken stupor to find that he married Jan Michael Vincent in Vermont the night before.