JoeCrow:
Playing dead is the only trick he does since Dad backed-over him with the car.
TrezKu:
*sigh* "I'm never gonna have breasts."
DarkOracle:
"Bob! Did you steal my "Tuesday" Panties agian!?!"
Hinermad:
"QUIT F.. ... ...TH MY TRACHEOTOMY TUBE!"
Hinermad:
(I want to thank all the little people who made it possible for me to drench my keyboard in coffee while laughing at captions. You know who you are.)
DiscoBoy:
"Whoa. Last time we doubt your word about microwaving snails, captain."
kilroy105:
**beep** "I'm sorry, mate!! Teri and I are out in the bush right now. Leave a message and we'll be back as soon as you can say 'Crocodile Hunter!!'" **beep!**
kilroy105:
Do you see an arm? NASA thinks this is just a figment of your imagination...
Enapov:
I don't care how you disquise it I can still taste the hormones mommy!
IMissMST3K:
"We will continue to beat you about the head and ears, 144b - until you say "I do"!"
Enapov:
Come out my little jungle flower and we will dance the mambo of love <kissing sounds>
kilroy105:
"Oh... don't mind me. Just putting these stick figure things to scare an independent film crew. Carry on!"
Agent_Moldy:
I want stories all about puppies & kittens. But I don't get that stuff those meteor guys talk about, so no weather. Teeheehee!
DiscoBoy:
"What carnage! Who did this?" / "The SFC banner, sir. It's getting stronger everyday." / "Someone's gonna pay!"
teambanzai:
...are you sure cause I've never heard of chunky mayo?
Nos4a2:
"See? The way I figure it, if we use our unlimited AmEx accounts to buy 51% of AmEx stock, then we could forgive our own debt before the bill arrives."
BiggusDavus:
You take care of the giant squid. Meantime, I'll practice my accordian.
LongLiveRock:
Joel, do you think a show about us watching bad movies will work?