screambanzai:
Well I guess I'll party responsibly just like Jim Morrison, and Vince Neil, and Keith Moon.
Mr_Grant:
ImissMST3K returns from another successful sausage-foraging expedition.
Mr_Grant:
Gabrielle, come on down! You're the first item up for bid on the Slave Auction Price Is Right!
YingsPopcornBalls:
Everytime an Indigo Girl sings, a lesbian gets her Birkenstocks.
DiscoDracula:
Today's headlines: "Dyslexia For Cure Found!"
Mr_Grant:
I agree with Bush, the IRA takes too much of my money!
DiscoDracula:
"Well, Jerry, it's like this... The screengrabber sees the gallery as a series of ones and DanZeroes...."
alexgariepy:
Looks like Bill Gates just wants more...
alexgariepy:
The compassionate conservative in action: "Your contacts are to your left, no no, your right. You missed again. Getting there."
IMisstressOfTheDark:
"IMiss...take a memo...um...To whom it may concern...blah, blah, blah - you get the gist! Now come sit on my lap & read that back to me...sloooowly!"
GlitterRock:
He's wishing Nyssa23's ex-husband into the cornfield!
amycamus:
She appears to be piloted by a tiny Pat Morita.
teambanzai:
Damn for all our advanced technology you'd think we could come up with a denture adhesive that holds for more than twenty minutes.
DiscoDracula:
"My hairdresser can out-fey your hairdresser!" / "Can not!" / "Can so!"
UnDeadality:
See, now isn't THAT better than calling her a skank-ass penny-for-a-fuck ho? Sure, you know it is.
UnDeadality:
"YOU'RE Godot? We've been waiting for your punk ass all night!"
Mr_Grant:
Get me a knife.
BlitzWolfer:
"Okay - Okay, you were right. Next time, I'll tip the bellhop."