DiscoBoy:
"Oooh! DeadlyRinger is taping me! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
DiscoBoy:
"Hi. I'm JoeCrow, and I decide who lives and who dies. Can I get you a beverage?"
DiscoBoy:
"I'm looking for bitch that'll do both oral and anal. I've got MilkBones..."
astroscreen:
Perhaps I can persaude you otherwise with my leetle Cheecken dance....look at me! Ha ha ha...
Hireling:
Look, trust me okay. Once you get over the fact that I look like Bronson Pinchot and Tony Randall had a baby and peed on it, you'll see I'm a great lawyer.
BiggusDavus:
Gimme the keys! GIMME THE KEYS! Stop is the top light, go is on the bottom, right? Who needs color???
kilroy105:
Nice to see they made the Marion Berry tape public domain now...
BiggusDavus:
To my right, you'll see a replica of the gold record for Rupert Holmes' "Escape" No kids, hands off.
DiscoBoy:
If they want higher ratings for these pay-per-view wars, the U.S. is going to have to find some better opponents. Too bad the Germans broke up their Nazi team.
Hireling:
This is the kind of guy that you *don't* want calling in to Love Line. "Uh, yeah, Drew. I was getting a BlowJob from my dog and he bit me!"
kilroy105:
"Bow wow wow... Bow wow wow..." (TRANSLATION: Da da da... da da da...)
Xigeous:
.oO(But's who's this "deadlyringer" on the card?)
NumanEllium:
"Me lub you long time; sucky sucky." / "Oh deadlyringer, you know I'm only here to sign autographs."
JoeCrow:
Six million dollars and I still have "B" cups? What the hell were you guys thinking?
LuvBJones:
"Her hearing is far beyond the normal range. She can hear Steely Dan eight-tracks played in a '72 Nova."
Xigeous:
Billy tries out the home vasectomy kit on Dad.
JoeCrow:
Gotta' light..... Thanks pal
LuvBJones:
They knocked George Kennedy down to bottled water delivery after he crashed the Concorde.