DiscoBoy:
Usually, a Jane Austen adaptation involves people acting out the parts, not just one guy reading the book for two hours....
DarkOracle:
Mary had a very "special" way of driving a stick shift.
Agent_Moldy:
"I'm ErictheDiscoCop, and you're under arrest for bein' too foxayyy!" *slap*
Agent_Moldy:
Just a regular Monday morning in the Dallas Cowboys locker room.
DiscoBoy:
"Oh, crap! It's that ballbuster AgentMoldy! Ever since Mike Nelson touched her, no other man has been able to satisfy her!"
amycamus:
"Look, ma'am, the convention's over. Mike Nelson ain't comin' back to this hotel, no matter how many times he touched you. You can't sleep here."
amycamus:
"You know, years ago, I used to be a capper. But now I just drive my Zamboni." "Fascinating, Mr. Crow."
amycamus:
"My god! It's full of...cappers!"
DiscoBoy:
"For the last time, Xigeous! It's much bigger! See?"
kwagner:
"Butter" "No, your a shirt pocket" "Butter" "Shirt Pocket!" "Butter" "Pocket! Pocket Pocket!"
IKnowWhatUDidNSTL:
"Okay, I'll pay the fucking autograph charge - just sign them!"
Generik:
From marijuana to crack cocaine, we make getting high a LOT fresher!
Generik:
"Check it out. It looks like an easy par four, just drop straight down and slice right."
IKnowWhatUDidNSTL:
"Look, just because I said in 'The Hollywood Reporter' that I LOVE living in West Hollywood, doesn't mean I'm gay."
Generik:
"Do you BELIEVE what these bastard cappers are saying about my monkey?!"
IKnowWhatUDidNSTL:
"That's just about ENOUGH back-seat capping out of you, two."
nel_b:
I got my whole hand inside my ear! Can you help me? "No can do, sir. Bar policy."
kwagner:
I love you with all a mans passion. Sadly, you're a Nun and I'm a 2 month old. Wahhhhh!