Indomitus:
"It was unfortunate. ALF would not be loyal to the party, so he had to be... liquidated."
questor:
Janet Reno patrols the beaches of Miami, returning all small children to Fidel Castro.
DiscoBoy:
"Sure I may be a loser, but this is where Caption This! all started, baby. You owe me!"
questor:
Yes, but if this *is* heaven, why is the coffee decaf and why does my butt hurt?
questor:
Oh man, Hulk wake up married, hate when that happen.
questor:
Mary Jo Kopechne decides the free ride wasn't a good idea.
DiscoBoy:
Donny Wahlberg only got to star in "The Imperfect Storm."
teambanzai:
Save your selves I'm going in to get my breakfast!
DiscoBoy:
"I see deadheads."
Agrijag:
And then, in the middle of Bob's phone call, Luke FlySwatter, the rebel fly, destroyed the evil DeathStrip.
NumanEllium:
"I might not be so screwed up if my parents hadn't kept me cooped up in a screened stroller as a toddler."
DiscoBoy:
"Is it safe? What the hell was that bastard talking about? Well, at least I got a free root canal out of it..."
Satch_Boogie:
"Hi ladies. You have boyfriends? I love you long time."
Agent_Moldy:
"Why yes, I -am- hung like a Horsley."
LuvBJones:
No one is safe from ... CAPTAIN REAL ESTATE AGENT!!
LuvBJones:
You can always find rough trade down by the refrigerator...
amycamus:
One morning, Gregor Samsa awoke to find that perhaps the super cheap house he'd gotten next to Rocky Flats wasn't such a good deal after all.
LuvBJones:
*Loomis armored truck pulls up* "Damn!! We'll never get on the web cam, now!!"