144b:
All he had to work with was a jug band & a zipfile of midis.
animebackslash:
18 card monty is a whole other ballgame.
amycamus:
"...and furthermore, as NRA president, I believe, as you do, that having everyone hold a gun to everyone else's head, daisy-chain style, makes for democracy."
amycamus:
The team confronts Scotty with his illegally weighted bowling ball.
Mr_Grant:
I find Bill Gates guilty of being an arrogant prick, and sentence him to come over and configure my sound card.
lowellt:
"Bless me Father for I have..." THREE... HAIL... MARYS... TWO... OUR... FATHERS... NEXT, PLEASE.. Jim hated the new Robo Priests his parish installed.
schtubby:
Here comes the TICKLEMONSTER!!!
DiscoBoy:
"When I die, I want you to put my ashes in the Etch-A-Sketch."
Max_Grey:
...And they have those cocktails with little umbrellas in them...
BurkeDevlin:
Well, not exactly *filled*. The contents may have settled during shipping.
DarkOracle:
"Quick get the water hose, we'll get Nina and your girlfriend to wrestle!" (I once did that ya know)
DiscoBoy:
"Psst. Renfield's gay. Pass it on."
DiscoBoy:
"I see your problem -- you're not fertilizing this enough. You can't get high-grade bud without lots of fertilizer."
Raven_Poe:
We're called Cappers and don't you forget it!
brak42:
the worst thing about everyone dying is there's no one left to play air-hockey with
Max_Grey:
Somehow Waterbreakers weren't as needed as icebreakers.
YetiMan:
"Parkay."
YetiMan:
The dirt from behind John Travolta's ears.