syd_lexic:
must be a heavy toupee...
LuvBJones:
.oO The woman of my dreams ... I'm not sure if I want to do her or to be her.
syd_lexic:
.oO(Laundry day. All out of gold. All I have is red. Oh shit.)
Generik:
"No. Tor want direct. Let Tor direct. No Geico. Geico bad."
amycamus:
Try our new sidewalk crack grass salad, topped with dark corner dandelions and subway mold.
amycamus:
"I don't know if the taxpayers will approve of this redecoration of the Oval Office, President Ford."
amycamus:
"...oh, and get Heston on the widescreen. I'm facing an uphill lobbying battle over the whole phaser issue."
Humoriste:
"daddy was president, now it's my turn? I fail to see your logic, sir"
amycamus:
"Mr. Spock. At your last log onto the gallery, you neglected to say hello to approximately 17 cappers. This will come out of your paycheck, of course."
bugwber:
"Spock! Betty's drunk again. If only there were some sort of.... center.... to send her for treatment and to meet Elizabeth Taylor!"
Generik:
.oO "God, I hate it when he takes his tapeworm out for a walk like that..." Oo.
LuvBJones:
"Use your walker, Dad." "Don't need no walker. Don't need no womanchild to tell me I do."
amycamus:
"Do you mean to tell me I've been falling down stairs and hitting my head, and I was never even ELECTED???"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
As an extra security measure, we have "Chicago 19" playing from hidden speakers to keep prowlers out
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Yeah, I been readin' a lot of Gabriel Garcia Marquez when I painted it...
IMissMST3K:
Stop! Or I'll shit... I mean - shoot!!!
Kielle:
"So he says that if I take my shoes off and jump up and down, I won't get pregnant!"
Enapov:
Um Mr. Kit sir....We've just been informed that you are the subject of several SUV paternity suits.... *~Good Lord! She said she had protection~*