Dan2TheShoeshineMan:
meanwhile, in the engine room of the USS Caution, Filling May Be Hot....
DiscoBoy:
"Okay, I'm stumped. I can't tell where the hell you got those shoes."
DiscoBoy:
CBS decides two successful concepts should be joined in a spinoff. Thus, "The Survivor Witch Project" is born...
amycamus:
Esquire's men's un-button guide: 1-day. 2-evening. 3-Jennifer Lopez. 5-David Hasselhoff.
Vicious:
Self lice tests?
Xtree:
God gets checked for prostate cancer
teambanzai:
Look will you knock it off I don't like Panda Express. You don't even make sense Panda Express is Chinese food, I'm Japanese.
Humoriste:
Captain, would you please get his guy off the bridge? He keeps leaning on my console and calling Starfleet!
Agrijag:
An analog starship. Amazing.
teambanzai:
What's wrong with this control stick Mr. Sulu? That's my dick captain.
JorentheCole:
"What the hell was that? A naturally occuring male strip club? Damn, I missed it."
teambanzai:
I'll have to spank the monkey big time to use up all this tissue!
DiscoBoy:
"I'm telling you this bongwater is safe to drink!" / "And I'm telling you it isn't!" / "Let's give it to Mikey! He'll drink anything! Hey Mikey!"
Kobra_Kai:
"Make fun of my pointy ears again, and there'll be more where that came from, you round-eared, emotion-oozing tribble-whacker!"
Enapov:
Take me now!!!!! *Oh please I took you yesterday!*
Enapov:
Danny DeVito is the infant Hubbard in : A Scientology Christmas!
amycamus:
"So, like, it's gonna be my OWN form of yoga, called 'Gravity Yoga', where you just let gravity pull on your muscles." (from an actual North Cal conversation)
cambria36:
Jail ain't that bad. Got a glass thing over in the corner with food. A trapeze, and newspaper on the floor.