syd_lexic:
Well, he managed to get off the mountain with those ten, but as long as I have the "thou shallt not commit adult -" oh CRAP I took the wrong one.
DavidVader:
except, of course, between the legs of Claudia...oopsnevermind.
DavidVader:
From 'The Erotic Adventures of The Incedible Hulk'... "Well, if you don't like big and green, how about big and purple?" *wocka-chicka-wocka-chicka*
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
I wanna build a newscast with Tom Brokaw in a diaper
Mr_Grant:
...because you couldn't do any worse than the Fox News Channel!
amycamus:
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Fruitcake_Man:
and then I capped the same cap as somebody else...... it was so embarassin'
amycamus:
"So I told him, 'Papa, don't preach. I've made up my mind. I'm keepin' my baby.'"
DiscoBoy:
"What's for dinner?" / "Buffoon's ex-wife's heart." / "That's not big enough to go around!" / "I know, that's why we're have a side helping of her spleen."
Buffoon:
Martha finds out that a pet ant is not all that much fun.
DiscoBoy:
"We got a certain pecking order here in San Quentin. Or, a 'poking' order, as it were..."
Belphegor:
"Hiya cutie, ask me about my grandchildren."
Mutants_Dad:
Golly, seeing you makes mypants all tight Lurlene.
TrezKu:
"Look pa! I'm wrastlin' thah car!" / "I have no son."
gowest:
Damn! When is that Roach Coach going to get here?
TrezKu:
"Steempy! Stop playing with your puppets!"
DiscoBoy:
"Omigod! A DiscoBoy cap! Run away!"
Enapov:
Can we agree to order Chinese? *Yes!* No! * I want noodles!* Crimmany.....